attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

(via moonlight-kisses)

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

(via distinctmemory)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via pickyourpoisonpunk)

did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass

(Source: tumblr.com, via pickyourpoisonpunk)

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

(Source: weekendwolvess, via kanyewestmidlands)